In case you live on another planet, you realize that Sunday is Valentines Day. Women especially proclaim that you don't need to spend good money on something special. Don't you believe it. Everyone, and I mean every one likes to be remembered on Valentines Day.
I was doing my exercise routine at the Mall this morning and couldn't miss a brand new Audi Sports Car on display. It is bright red plastered with all kinds of white hearts that read "I'm yours" or "Call Me" or "Be Mine". It is a model S5 two door heart throb that can go from 0 to 60 miles per hour in minus two seconds. It lists for $60,000 before taxes and destination charges. I'd swear the car has my name on it.
If a sports car is too rich for your blood, you can get 4 chocolate covered strawberries from Godiva Chocolates for $25. That amounts to $7.50 per strawberry. Chew slowly. For that price, it should "stir your soul".
If you are really strapped for cash, making a Valentines Card by hand and writing you own poetic verse tugs at the heart strings. It might be more rewarding than the car because it reflects your personal effort.
I request that all you Grasshoppers be my Valentine. You are all special in a unique way.
I am working on my income taxes using Turbo-Tax. I thought that when you retire, the government was supposed to support me. It ain't working that way. It does look like there might be a slight refund but not enough to afford the chocolate strawberries.
This weekend you should hug that special someone, let him/her enjoy your valentine and grab the remote. Between the Olympics, the NBA extravaganza and the Daytona 500 NASCAR race, it should be an exciting weekend. We are mid-way through February. Warm weather and sun are on the way.
Your Unconditional Valentine,
Dad