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Broomsticks and Goblins!

October 31, 2008

How fortunate that I get to do my blog on Halloween? Those of you that keep your broomsticks parked in the garage can get them out, change the oil and fly them into a clear October sky.

Tomorrow is my sister Addie's funeral celebration. I use the word celebration because I know she is in a better place and she would want people to "celebrate" the way she lived. I will share my thoughts about a special sister in my next blog.

Just a note about the economy. I have been watching Jay Leno lately and he does a Rodney Dangerfield "schtict" about how bad things are. How bad are they? Things are so bad that wifes are again having sex with their husbands in order to save on the cost of batteries. People shopping at Dollar Stores are using lay-away to spread out costs. Things are so bad at Johnson and Johnson that one of the Johnsons is getting laid off. The hooker for Elliott Spitzer is having to give away coupons. Things are so bad ......! Ha!

The Christmas season is approaching and gift cards are used extensively. Be careful that the cards you chose to give are from reputable stores because if they go out of business before they are used, the cards are worthless.

Now I've got to run. I need to find a bowl big enough to hold all the candy that the goblins will beg for tonight. I have dropped candy from my munching regimen but tonight I might just steal a piece or two. I'm looking for chocolate, peanut butter and nuts.

Love,

Dad

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