I finished my exercise this morning and the first thing I heard on WTMJ was the "Bud song". The Badgers kick off the new year at 10:00 AM in Tampa at the prestigious Outback Bowl. If it weren't for the the $3.5 million dollars being paid to the two teams, I would be more sarcastic. Hey, cash is cash.
We will elect a new President this year. Only 10 more months of "bullsh--" rhetoric. Time will tell if Tampons become part of the white house budget expense.
This will be a leap year. Everybody has one more day to screw things up (the other is view is that there is one more day to take advantage of opportunity).
Grasshopper No.1 and Grasshopper No.4 are Rats. According to the Zodiac, this is the year of the rat. Using the calculator provided by Google, Grasshoppers No.1 and No.4 were identified as "rats". It is not as bad as you think. Rats are quick witted, clever and charming along with sharp and funny. They have excellent taste, can be good friends and are loyal to their families. They are motivated by money, they are curious and seek knowledge. There must be a flaw or two? No, I won't go there. Still a rat is a rat.
So we look forward to Barry Bonds being found not guilty of using steroids (or tellings lies under oath). We look forward to O.J. Simpson being found not guilty of grand theft (not guilty as usual). The stock market will be up 15 percent and it will be revealed that the real Easter Bunny delivers golden eggs.
The Packers will win the Super Bowl, the Brewers will be World Champions and the Badger football team will finish No.1 in the nation for the first time ever.
Grasshopper No.1 will get her horse ranch.
Grasshopper No.2 will become a spokesman for Nike Sports.
Grasshopper No.3 will buy a power boat company.
Grasshopper No.4 will start his own "successful" business on his way to infinite riches.
Grassshopper No.5 will get married.
Happy New Year everyone.
Love,
Dad